QuoteArray = new Array( "About Stefan:
'...the extremely long haired guy is a fantastic singer.'
AccessGCC.com", "About Stefan:
'Never I see a songer... er singer, works so hard.'
Anon", "About Stefan:
'Get a haircut and join the RAF like the rest of us'
Captain Gordo", "About Stefan:
'Me play long time, plinky plonky ten dollar'
Me
(in a bad Vietnamese accent)", "About Stefan:
'For me, you are the best keyboard player in Asia'
Tarek Albadeen", "'Aaaaaaaahooooooh!'
The Darkness", "'A husband's funeral is a wife's true wedding, the climax of her life's work'
Milan Kundera, The unbearable lightness of being", "'Anyone who claims God is on their side is dangerous as Hell'
www.evolvefish.com", "'Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.'
Unknown", "'Believe those who seek the truth, Doubt those who find it'
www.evolvefish.com", "'How beautiful it is to do nothing, and rest afterwards'
Spanish proverb", "'I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.'
Elvis Presley", "'I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvellous to us. The commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it.'
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Grey ", "'I have no problem with Christ, but in my experiences Christians are rarely Christ-like'
Dalai Llama", "'I'd rather be a musician than a rock star.'
George Harrison", "'Le monde entier est un cactus'
Jaque Dutronc", "'Life's a journey, not a destination'
Aerosmith", "'Like a Harrier jump jet... at the battle of Agincourt'
Jeremy Clarkson on the 911GTS Coupe", "'Most people are other people, their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.'
Oscar Wilde", "'Mozart tells us what it's like to be human, Beethoven tells us what it's like to be Beethoven and Bach tells us what it's like to be the universe.'
Douglas Adams", "'Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.'
Lao Tzu", "'Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it.'
John Lennon", "'Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.'
Hanlon's razor", "'Not drunk is he who from the floor,
Can rise alone and still drink more,
But drunk is he who prostrate lies,
Without the power to drink or rise'
Thomas Love Peacock", "'One world at a time'
Thoreau", "'Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the universe'
Albert Einstein", "'Please note that “quotes“ is a verb and “quotations“ is the noun. One quotes someone, and in doing so makes a quotation.'
Susan Case", "'Reserve your right to think for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all'
Hypatia of Alexandria", "'Somebody, F#*& off!!'
Mally Rimmer", "'The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.'
Unknown", "'The kindest words are often spoke and never heard'
Ben Folds", "'The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.'
Douglas Adams", "'The world holds two classes of men: intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.'
Abdallah al-Ma'arri", "'This has come completely out of the blue - again!'
Sammie Falls", "'To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable, only unexplained.'
Dr. Who", "'A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;'
Piercings, on IRC", "'Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities'
Voltaire"); RandomNo = Math.floor(QuoteArray.length * Math.random()); document.write(""+ QuoteArray[RandomNo] +"");